I do whatever I want with my time. So, new section of this blog:

RANDOM RICK AND MORTY EPISODES I MADE UP BEFORE GOING TO SLEEP (I'm really proud of this btw)

#1

- Rick and Morty get transported into Back to the Future

- Rick continuously complaining about the fact that he could just portal them out and also dick measuring with Doc*

- at the end it turns out that in this universe Doc invents something that turns him and Marty into Rick and Morty

- they don't remember anyhting from before, Morty has an existential crisis that maybe he's also Marty, he just doesn't remember

- R: "You idiot Morty, you know the film e-(burp)-exist so you can't be a Marty!"

"Also, they're Interdimensional Documentaries"

M: "Like Alien:Alien:Alien?"

R: "Yeah, dipshit, or like Space:Space Odyssey:Odyssey."

- at the very end, Rick helps Doc-Rick transform the car into the Rick and Morty flying spaceship car and also make portal fluid

- Morty questions his motives for being helpful with seemingly no return

- Rick says it's a rite of passage for Ricks to teach other Ricks interdimensional travel

- but secretly, he has replaced the fluid in the portal gun with 99% juicy fart juice and a single drop of nondescript alcohol

- they say goodbye, Morty feels sad because he's gotten used to Doc-Rick as a "second grandpa" -> we can see Rick's expression change at this

- then, in the ship, Morty says "I didn't know you liked yourself enough to do that", Rick responds: "me neither" and we can see Doc-Rick and Mharty disappearing into the fart-portal-hole

*who just doesn't really care and Rick gets increasingly aggravated and (badly hidden) scared that Doc is more intelligent than him, then realises doc is him. Also Morty finds Doc really cool so it's also a bit about fighting for his affection